Most people will be celebrating Valentine’s Day this week, but not us! ✌ There are TWO important days this week and the other one is Singles Awareness Day! 😀 Listen to Dan the Man RIPPING up RULE BOOKS 📗, people that CAN’T see COLOURS 🧐, SEXUAL PESTS and lots more! 🔥 Keep on ROCKIN’ baby! 💣💣💣
The RnR vocab that you will learn in today’s show:
Keep on rockin’ lads
My head’s all over the place
We are like chalk and cheese Dan (click HERE to watch a video of me explaining this term)
But you are also colour blind
You always look like a prick in that situation
In Italy it’s considered tacky if you buy a rose
It’s just the norm here
It’s a celebration rather than a festival of self-pity
62% of people that took part in this survey
Dan ripping up the rule book
I got chucked out of a few bars for being a sexual pest
He was speaking to a girl well out of his league
If he had spoken about motorways, maybe he would have got lucky
You have tons of time when you’re single
You can do whatever the hell you want when you’re single
“Hopefully she’ll send in a review so we can read it next week” “here’s hoping”
For fellas it’s different
If it all goes tits up, marry yourself
My singing career is taking off
In today’s show, when I was talking about when I got shitfaced at lunchtime at work, I said:
In today’s show I said:
“Many people in relationships wish they were single”.
Notice how after the verb ‘wish’ we use the past, but remember this is for PRESENT wishes! So in this case, many people wish (now) that they were single.
For past wishes, we use the past perfect – “I wish I had never studied Economics” (is one I often say!).
For future wishes, we use would / could – “I wish Dan would be more enthusiastic!” (is another one I often say!)
“I woke up and my computer had switched itself off”
That’s RnR grammar for you baby 👊