Episode 75 – Consistently Consistent 💪
Vaisakh 
Even if there were a nuclear war, one thing you could be sure about is this: an episode of RnR English on a Monday 💪 Why? Because we are consistently consistent! 😀 We speak about how to be consistent but also Dan’s GRAVESTONE 💀, his morning habits 🔞, biting ARSES 🙃 and much more!
The RnR vocab that you will learn in today’s show:
It’s not really a thing (Valentine’s Day) in my book
I can’t be arsed to make podcasts anymore
Use a morning ritual
Dan stays in bed until 11am and has 3 wanks
This bracelet sounds very dodgy to me
I was just trying to put him off (at yoga)
You are lowering your self-esteem (when you don’t do the things you should)
It’s good to know I have some worth in the world
Thank you for your back-handed compliment
When I do kind things, it usually comes round to bite me in the arse
Dan will have that written on his gravestone
These 11 points are all about having a go at me
I love the process, the daily grind
Just let it go
I’m going to be sinking into a depression after this podcast
You were a bit chubby
Take the time to give yourself a pat on the back
The chocolate is below par
The alarm is going off at 6.30
I can’t be fucked to get out of bed
The honeymoon period is over
RnR Grammar
In today’s show, Dan mentioned how I was ‘touching’ him at yoga and I said:
“I was trying to put you off”
A quick quiz for you: how many of these sentences is INCORRECT?
I was trying to put off Dan
I was trying to put Dan off
I was trying to put off you
I was trying to put you off
I hope you got the answer, which is 1 of them (number 4 is incorrect). You will notice that a separable phrasal verb (like put off) doesn’t need to be separated if we have a name / noun (like sentence 1); however, when we have a PRONOUN (you), then the pronoun MUST ALWAYS go in the middle – BOOM!
That’s RnR grammar for you baby 👊