Episode 106 – How to Have a Night Out 🍻
Martin Johnston Johnston 
Continuing the ‘HOW TO’ serious, today we find out some things that lovely English gentlemen do when they go out for a few drinks at the weekend 😬 There’s talk of a familiar face getting ARRESTED 👮, stealing KETCHUP 🚫 and £5 specials! Some serious RnR vocab in this one, so put on your seat belts and keeeeeeep on ROCKin’! 👊
The RnR vocab that you will learn in today’s show:
We’ve got shit loads of reviews
You’re getting ahead of yourself there
I had a night out yesterday
We’ve had our fair share of nights out
I’ll down a bottle of vodka when I’m at home
I passed that real man test with flying colours
That’s why fancy dress parties are not fun
Many moons ago when I got a tattoo
Let’s not get side-tracked by my blow job tattoo
Waitresses were selling pitchers of beer
Friday night cricket gets quite rowdy
He spent the night locked up
I’ve gone straight
Kept my nose clean
Very handy stealing ketchup
Police didn’t get wind of that one
Make sure you don’t need to go to work the next day, so you can have a lie in
I basically came to
Lots of fights breaking out
Don’t be so stingy with the chips!
The classic thing is that it soaks up the alcohol
We’ve probably put you off going on a night out in England
A classic way to round off the night
RnR Grammar
We had some lovely 3rd conditional in today’s show when I said to Boom Boom:
“If you had come to the pub, you would have got a hero’s reception” 👊
Remember, we use this for PAST events that we CANNOT change (like this, we were speaking about a night in the past that we can’t change now).
The formula to this is: IF + HAD + PAST PARTICIPLE….. WOULD HAVE + PAST PARTICIPLE.
The ‘had’ in the first part and ‘would have’ in the second part will ALWAYS be there, so just think about the past participle! Practise saying this phrase many times, as although you may remember the formula, your mouth will have difficulty sometimes and needs time to get used to saying it!