221 – RnR Parenting Advice 😅

Baby RnR is here, but there’s also another baby in the RnR Team, so we talk today about what you need to know to keep these little humans alive (which as you’ll hear… isn’t so easy 😅). There’s also talk about digestive biscuits, getting punched in the face with poos, dogs that fart and lots more! Lots of RnR vocab, but in the meantime, just keep on ROCKin’, baby! 👊

The RnR Vocabulary that you will learn in this episode:

This is going to be a joyous podcast
They didn’t mention that to us here, but I just took the initiative
Then I can just munch on them
Just plain digestive biscuits?
I thought… I’m gonna push the boat out and buy these Digestives
Paper cut painful
As it happens, it is quite painful, isn’t it?
The main event is excoriating
And then there is the aftermath
You then need to go to the delivery room
I was adamant we’d never have children again
It’s just as painful second time round
Well well done, you got through it
Who looks after your dog when you go into labour
The baby was 2 weeks past its due date
They were very stingy with water
The grapes and Haribo that I’d brought weren’t cutting it for him
He wanted a sandwich from the deli
He managed to get the sandwich he so desperately craved
Luckily Mrs RnR was on hand to save the day
The willy goes up and the pee sprouts out like a fountain

RnR Grammar

In today’s episode CF Charlie said “I was adamant we’d never have children again”, notice that the ‘d in “we’d” is ‘would’ and this is the ‘future in the past’. Think of it like this.. in 2017, when CF Charlie had her first baby, she said “we will never have children again”, but as she’s talking about this now (in 2021), the ‘will’ becomes ‘would’ and THAT is the future in the past baby!