Episode 60 – Let’s talk about poo, baby! ?
Martin Johnston Johnston 
This is something you DEFINITELY will NOT find in an English textbook! ? BUT…. talking about poo is actually very COMMON and very FUN! ? We discuss things like Number 2️⃣s, babies being BORN on toilets ?, and pooing TECHNIQUES ✔️! Lots and LOTS of RnR vocabulary….
Other words for ‘poo’? “Dump, shit, crap, number 2“.
“How much of our lives do we spend on the toilet?” “3 years?” “You hit the nail on the head!”
I was walking with FLIP FLOPS and accidentally kicked some fresh poo.
After you finish in the toilet you flush the chain.
I’ve seen some toilets in Italy that send shivers down your spine.
There is a man in the toilet that sings “freshen up for punani, punani, punani, we love pussy”
A school CARETAKER said that women’s toilets are always more disgusting than men’s toilets because women use the hover technique and often miss the toilet.
I use the padding technique where I pad the toilet with toilet paper.
If you use my pooing technique (click HERE to see it), you will poo like there’s no tomorrow.
I do a lot of things on the toilet, but I draw the line at eating on the toilet.
How did he wipe his arse if he had one thing in each hand?
A PLUMBER came to my friend’s house and did a poo.
I was at a URINAL standing next to my boss.
…so just keep CALM and keep on ROCKin’! ???
RnR Grammar
Today we have some SEXY past perfect continuous!
In today’s show when I was telling the embarrassing story about being in the toilet with my boss, I said:
“I hadn’t been working there very long….”
We obviously use this tense when we have 2 actions in the past (me working at the bank and the event itself), but as I wanted to emphasise the TIME on the action that came first (the amount of time I had been working at the bank), I used the past perfect continuous!
It’s very COMMON when telling stories, for example:
“before I met you, I’d been living in Germany for 5 years”
“I’d been speaking for about 5 minutes when I realised that no-one was listening”.
If you use this correctly in a speaking exam, the examiner will surely say “wow…. you must listen to RnR English!” 😉